I got an instagram account a few weeks ago.
I wanted to use the name “qbz” since it’s been my username/nickname since the day I touched down baby style.
However, it was taken.
Who’s using it, and what for? That person can’t possibly be giving the name all of the love that I can.
I forgot about it and went with “quintab” which is ok but makes me feel like an adulty adult who actually uses the default user name because they are too busy doing their taxes to think of another.
I decided to look up the schmo who had been using “qbz” today.
Their profile photo is blank, and they have 0 pictures.
The 3 followers are a nerdy black kid, a blurry picture of an arm and a table, and Osama Bin Laden.